Tumblr (3.0; @gregjohnsononline)http://gregjohnsononline.tumblr.com/<a href="http://higregjohnson.tumblr.com/post/11995703745/is-that-a-smartphone-in-your-arm-or-are-you-just-happy">America- by Greg Johnson: Is That A Smartphone In Your Arm, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://higregjohnson.tumblr.com/post/11995703745/is-that-a-smartphone-in-your-arm-or-are-you-just-happy" target="_blank">higregjohnson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Robots will kill us all.</p> <p>The latest and most real instance of robots merging with men is happening in England.</p> <p><img align="middle" src="http://cache.dealbreaker.com/uploads/2011/05/drudge-siren.gif"/></p> <p>Dig this.</p> <p>I’m reading in Somerset, UK, a man got his smart phone…</p> <p>built into his arm.</p> <p>GET OUT!</p> <p><img height="423" src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/26/article-0-0E85D5DD00000578-875_224x423.jpg" width="224"/></p> <p>NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!</p> <p>They weren’t kidding? I THOUGHT THEY WERE KIDDING!</p> <p>…</p> </blockquote>http://gregjohnsononline.tumblr.com/post/20350095874http://gregjohnsononline.tumblr.com/post/20350095874Mon, 02 Apr 2012 10:58:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjwg8AyrY1qzlrmoo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://higregjohnson.tumblr.com/post/17775200087/come-see-us-live-tomorrow-saturday-at-8-in" target="_blank">higregjohnson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>COME SEE US LIVE TOMORROW (Saturday at 8) in NYC!!!!</strong></p> <p>Hello!  Pleased to announce, THIS SATURDAY NIGHT (tomorrow 2/25) <span>in Manhattan -once again- I’m performing at 8PM at Luca Lounge (222 Ave B at 14th Street) with the very funny <a href="http://twitter.com/brideylee" target="_blank">Bridey Elliott!</a></span></p> <p><span>PLUS, very funny comedians Roger Hailes, Tom McCaffrey (Comedy Central), Nick Vatterott (Conan), Mike Recine and Sean Crespo will be joining us.  And FREE!!!</span></p> <p>This is all THIS SATURDAY NIGHT (TOMORROW) at<span> 8PM at Luca Lounge in NYC (222 Ave B @ 13th St.) We’ll see you there.</span></p> <p><strong>Come through!!!!!!!!!!!!</strong></p> <p><strong>GREG JOHNSON</strong></p> </blockquote>http://gregjohnsononline.tumblr.com/post/18196197753http://gregjohnsononline.tumblr.com/post/18196197753Fri, 24 Feb 2012 13:06:06 -0500<p><a title="America By GREG JOHNSON" href="http://higregjohnson.tumblr.com" target="_blank">AMERICA - BY GREG JOHNSON</a></p> <p><a title="America By GREG JOHNSON" href="http://higregjohnson.tumblr.com" target="_blank">AMERICA - BY GREG JOHNSON</a></p> <p><a title="America By GREG JOHNSON" href="http://higregjohnson.tumblr.com" target="_blank">AMERICA - BY GREG JOHNSON</a></p>http://gregjohnsononline.tumblr.com/post/11686320998http://gregjohnsononline.tumblr.com/post/11686320998Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:24:59 -0400